Best bar in the world

AN Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are sitting in a bar. The Scotsman says: "As good as this bar is, I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," says the Englishman, "at my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," says the Irishman, "back home in my favourite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you gets laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman are suspicious of the claims. The Irishman swears every word is true. Then the Englishman asks: "Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not meself, personally, no," admits the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."


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