Thirsty golfer

A GOLFER is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the famous golf course at St. Andrews. Suddenly, a groundskeeper shouts: “Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's craap an pish!”

The golfer replies: “Excuse me, my good fellow, I'm from England...Could you repeat that for me, in English, please.”

The keeper replies: “I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way!”


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